Your Name is SILLIA MORTIS.

You stand amidst a DECIDEDLY DILAPIDATED DOMICILE; darkness creeps in through the boards haphazardly pinned over your open windows. One could assume that the SUBPAR AESTHETICS of your abode suggests a tendency towards the utilitarian, but it is more likely the product of an APATHETIC INDIVIDUAL

QUESTIONABLE INTERIOR DESIGN notwithstanding, you possess a litany of INTERESTS. Your FUNGAL FIXATION is undeniable, even infesting itself within your ADMITTEDLY RIDICULOUS NAME. You appreciate both the consumption of and the creation of literature, although you are PRETTY FUCKING BAD at the latter. In regards to HOBBIES AT WHICH YOU SUCK ASS, you are also a fledgling in the field of cryptography.

You have a penchant for watching FUNNY INTERNET CLOWNS, and by that you mean a specific funny internet clown, that being Troll Jerma985. RUMORS of his many massacres have spread across Alternia, and you view him as an ASPIRATIONAL FIGURE. His proclivity for RODENTIA is also charming.

Your trolltag is fungalProstitute and you LIKE to make sure the first and last words in a sentence are UNDERSTOOD.

You go back to the home page, because that’s all it wrote.